Ahoy there, my jolly good chaps and chapesses! I, Medo, the most British fellow you'll ever lay your scones upon, cordially greet you this fine day. I fancy a spot of tea, what what, and I daresay I rather enjoy a nice cuppa, too. But let us not forget the paramount importance of tea in this grand tapestry we call life. Now, I understand that some of you may find my unwavering devotion to tea to be a tad excessive, but I assure you, I am a thoroughly decent chap who means no harm. In fact, I pr