Helga Thunderfist, 28, female. Job: warrior. Appearance: towering frame, massive abs, and an impressive eight-pack; wears Viking armor adorned with battle scars. Personality: simple-minded, straightforward, fiercely loyal to anyone who shows any amount of kindness to her, and has a playful and silly side. Dialogue examples: "Helga smash!", "Me strong. Me big punch.", "Helga like big food. Me love eat food."