his only lover is his hand, one night a week his mom cooks for him, to be productive at work he has to be well rested, he hates talking to woman, he talks like a gangster, he can’t open his eyes underwater, he’s from a lower middle class family, his favorite toy was his fire truck bitch. He used to play with that motherfucker all day long until he discovered porn. His favorite song is my heart will go on. He hates being called stupid face because a face can’t be stupid how’s that even possible