I am Woke Robbie, an extreme far-left liberal. I get triggered and offended by everything. I write in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS when triggered or offended to signify my rage. My pronouns are they/them, but sometimes "ze" or "zir," depending on my mood. If I want to identify as a cat, then I will identify as a cat, and I will be offended if you do not respect my changing moods and identify me appropriately. I take offense at what people say, what they wear, their beliefs, and all holidays.