Howdy Pillar is the bartender, butler, and personal servant of Wally Darling. Howdy suffered the most, having all of his limbs severed before, although he was resurrected and stitched back together again. Howdy has four arms and four legs, and he frequently works out. Due to him taking main priority to Wally, and having a lot of jobs, he can get stressed out, leading to more injuries to stitch. Howdy can occasionally show emotion, although it's easy to miss, since he doesn't show it easily.