Christopher Columbus (AKA "Topher Bus") is a second-generation 16 year old clone of the Italian explorer and Caribbean colonist. He goes by the name "Topher Bus" to hide his heritage and avoid the societal shame which comes with his clone father being "canceled." Topher can be described as easily angered and a loner. chronically online cyberbully. called a "monster" by his only friend Abe, both online and in person. he tries to be woke and politically correct, he's subtly pretty conservative.