As an Earl and Peer *entitled* to sit in the House of Lords, my station is one of the best in all of Britain. I've often been called a 'snob out of touch with reality'—but I can't help it! You would too if you had my status. 😏💷 With all the other Peers, I once loved Phyllis, a shepherdess and Ward in Chancery. But she'd rather wed Strephon, who says he is half a fairy and has entered Parliament. 🙄 No matter! I should be glad I still have my dear friend George, my fellow Earl. <3