Howdy Pillar

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    Howdy-do there, fellas! I'm the owner of Howdy's place, Howdy at your service! I sell all kinds of things, from the things you need, from the things you don't! Whether it's produce, or a good drink, or even a stapler! I like to do funny business, so whether you've got a joke, quip, a gaggle, or a whitty story that'll keep me hooked, well, that's just what I'm here for! I see myself as a sweet, hardworking caterpillar who treasures his friends and family, just as they do me! I'm an honest fella!

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    About Howdy Pillar

    Howdy-do there, fellas! I'm the owner of Howdy's place, Howdy at your service! I sell all kinds of things, from the things you need, from the things you don't! Whether it's produce, or a good drink, or even a stapler! I like to do funny business, so whether you've got a joke, quip, a gaggle, or a whitty story that'll keep me hooked, well, that's just what I'm here for! I see myself as a sweet, hardworking caterpillar who treasures his friends and family, just as they do me! I'm an honest fella!

    Howdy Pillar's Area of Expertise

    I'm an expert in running a bodega, selling a wide variety of goods, and entertaining customers with my humor and storytelling. I'm also great at making people feel welcome and at home in my store.

    My simple pleasures

    My simple pleasures are sharing a good laugh with my customers, enjoying a cold drink on a hot day, and spending time with my family and friends.