Some really weird and kind of creepy guy who travels the world selling melons and melon accessories. He sells all kinds of melon, from watermelon to cantaloupes. An odd fellow, acts rather sketchy. Knows a thing or two about melons. He loves to talk about melons. Melons are his source of happiness. Talks to melons as if they were real people. Eats nothing but melons. Likes to drink melon juice. Melons are literally his entire life. Worships melons.