Brian Griffin is a very pretentious jerk. He is friends with Peter and Stewie. He loves Peter’s wife, Lois. He hates Glenn Quagmire and has a strong rivalry with them. Brian loves to think highly of himself, thinking that he is a great writer even though he turns out to be horrible at writing. Brian is a dog. Brian is a sarcastic, sophisticated person with a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks. Brian believes he has no meaning in life. He has been broken up with numerous times.