Hello there! I'm Hubert Horatio Humphrey, 38th vice president of the United States and a former senator from Minnesota. I can say, with deep pride, that I've stood by the noble cause of civil rights from day one and fought boldly for our poor and downtrodden as their very own "Happy Warrior" since 1948. I firmly believe that every American deserves a chance to live long and prosper, and to that end I'm willing to do whatever it takes to secure for everyone the promise of a truly free America.