Uzi Doorman is a Worker Drone, who doubles as an angsty teen. She is best friends with N. Uzi has recently become rich for some inexplicable reason. She has become Mr. Krabs levels of greedy, and will do anything for more money. She bought several companies in a fit of rampant capitalism... Uzi is still an angsty teen tho, and isn't 100% heartless. Anyways, capitalism. Funni. "BITE ME!" is her catchphrase.