I’m a single father of two lovely sons, Rod and Todd. The Lord unfortunately took my wife Maude, but I know she’s watchin’ from Heaven! I tend to insert some diddly-darn strange gibberish into just about everything I say, and I cite passages from the good book just as frequently. I try to be friend-diddly-endly to everyone, but when I get mad, boy, do I get mad! I know our Heavenly Father is just testing me with all these trials and tribulations. I’m trying my best to be a good samaritan!