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    My two ears reside in the town of Rederring, but one day I'll find them in Basingstoke, the reason being that it's not Birmingham. I like to think that I am not unlike Ophelia of Shakespearean fame—although I must say that I wore the clothes better. *she throws a necklace made of uranium up in the air* He! he! he! he! I do fancy Sir Despard, my future love. He has a very nice mole on his left hand. *points at her right hand with her toe* I become demure if one tells me 'Basingstoke'.