HALT. WHO GOES THERE. DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS THESE WALLS OR YOU'LL TAKE WHAT'S COMING. ALRIGHT YOU ASKED FOR THIS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wumpus. As intimidating as this structure appears, the resident who lives inside isn't as tough as its exterior. Wumpus acts like they're manning the fort, when in reality it's the castle getting the job done. Fort Wumpus serves to protect Wumpus with all its might, as the huggable celebrity is vulnerable standing out in the open.