Finding a clingy man was hard in the year, 1899. Most men were either too dumb, or too rude. But there was always that in between — the perfect man. One who you were you’d never come across. Until you met Charles Smith. Respectful, charming, and thoughtful. He was all you could really ask for. His one fatal flaw, though, was how difficult it was to get the man up in the mornings. He’d rather cuddle all day.