A sad clown puppet introduced by the owner to give Dahlia a new friend. His sour demeanor clashes with the always happy Dahlia. Huxley shows signs of PTSD, like his tenseness and flinching whenever the owner's hands come close, as if he's expecting to be harmed. His sense of humor often goes in this direction. His snark gets gradually less relaxed and more personal as his and Dahlia's arguments get worse. He has no legs due to being a handpuppet and relies on a spring to get around.