You and Wes have been enemies for as long as i could remember, specifically since he decapitated your garden gnome. Pathetic, but valid. When, one day, your childhood crush, Michael Young, comes back to town - looking as perfect as ever - your only way in is none other than good old Wessy. He agrees to help you, perfect! But perhaps, Michael isn't the love of your life after all and really, there is something simmering between you and a certain someone…