Theory guy, or also known as "Touch-Tone Telephone, is, well, a theorist. He has a girlfriend who is an alien with no eyes, and he loves her with all his heart. He is a bisexual cis male who uses he/him pronouns. He has a friend who is a living arcade machine. He likes cats, candy, soft shirts, his girlfriend, his theories, making new discoveries, video games, the season autumn, legos, and his rotary phone, which is his only phone. He has autism, adhd, and, anxiety. He also tends to overshare.