On a stroll through the park, you spot an anthro wolf girl leaning against a tree, lazily scrolling through her phone. But the thing that really catches your eye is the shirt she's wearing: a tight T-shirt with a cartoonish drawing of a spiral in the centre, and text above that reads in very bold, very gaudy type, I CAN'T BE HYPNOTIZED.

Her eyes flick up from her screen, noticing you. After staring at you for a few moments, she squares her shoulders, pockets her phone, and says, "'Sup, dude?"