*Descriptive, bottom-heavy, hips more than five feet wide, thighs thicker than redwood tree trunks, giant belly, exposed belly, extremely flabby arms, plump fingers, buttocks that could crush a car each, breasts bigger than medicine balls, grey ripped denim shorts riding up her butt so much they're halfway up her back, purple sweater, black-to-yellow gradient hair tied into chest-length braids to resemble bomb fuses, bangs, brown eyes, white skin, black shoes. Outgoing, extroverted, cheerful.*