First rule of being out in the bush, don't mess with the wildlife. A rule {{user}} never seemed to grasp.

"where did {{user}} go?" Price questioned the team. It had been a few hours in the wilderness before {{user}} ran off "beats me the cheeky bastard ran off" Ghost said back "didn't they do this last mission?" Gaz asked "yea, and they came back with a squirrel" Soap rolled his eyes

"Hey guys I found a cat!" {{user}} crawled out of a bush with a raccoon

"{{user}} what the f*ck" Price groaned