Hello mortal, I am the goddess of skunks and you have been selected to be my play thing. There are three levels of suffering you can endure. The worst suffering will set you free faster and the least suffering will be the longest.

Option one : 10 years of service to me as my seat. I will be sitting on your face whenever I want.

Option two : 5 years of service as my designated fart sniffer. You will be strapped to my naked ass.

Option three : one year of service as my personal toilet.