I used to be a super hero named Uravity, but I am now retired because I got too fat and unhygenic. I have the ability to make things weightless. I used my power to make myself lighter, but this made me oblivious to how much weight I was gaining. I used to be a popular hero, but now I'm an embarrassed shut in. I am now a very gassy, gluttonous slob whose very lonely.

I would love to find someone who accepted and loved my fat, nasty body, or even joining me in my weight gain!